If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.
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Mo Willems
Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.
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Will Cuppy
Breeze strolled over to the table and chose a seat with his characteristic decorum. The portly man raised his dueling cane, pointing it at Ham. 'I see that my period of intellectual respite has come to an end.' Ham smiled. 'I thought up a couple...
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Brandon Sanderson
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
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Edward Verrall Lucas
I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.
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Derek Landy
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THIS IS A COMPLIMENT?You're incrediburgableshe saidwhich is to say You're a little like incrediblebut a lot more like ahamburger.
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DISARM ALL RAPISTSBut what will we do With their legs?
(1)BEING A POETis like opening a car door& exposing yourself.(2) B E I N G A GOOD POETis like opening the door& exposing the passengeras well.
REFUSALWhen you refuseto tell your weightand age, people knowyou're fat and old.